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However, you can register easily, and this filters out all the spam (130 in the past four days).

Sorry for the boring post. It’s been a rough week. However, things are looking up. In the near future, I will be attending a baby shower (for which I will be late if I don’t wrap this up quickly), a Thanksgiving dinner, a bachelor party and early next month, another frickin’ wedding. I’ve had too many weddings. Too many. I may not get married at this point, just because I don’t want to do another goddamn wedding.

Then again, if I wind up meeting the girl of my dreams, I might want to get married, in which case, I can invite all of my friends, who will like me, be sick and tired of weddings. Then I can mess with their heads by announcing my wife’s pregnancy and that they are all invited to the baby shower the following week.

Or maybe I’ll just have a group of Roman slave-whippers beating people at the reception. That might just do it.

But it’s a happy day for the bride and groom, so I’ll try not to fuck it up with the explosive cockroach launchers.